Zoe Unfiltered

So here's the thing about me. I'm one of those women that is always just slightly off the mark when it comes to life. I'm not exactly sex on legs...yet. But boy, am I going to work at that. And by work, I mean consume enough alcoholic beverages that I develop a serious strut and operate under the belief that my pout makes me look like a sex bomb (which is does, actually).

(I think...)

Look. Bottom line is, we will learn from my mistakes. And together, we shall become fresh. That's right, frrrrrresh. Please help me through and/or laugh at my attempts to navigate my way through sex and life.

*Please note: no this wasn't written after a few gin and tonics. And no I'm not feeling fresh right now.